Local Man continues commitment to Dark Souls speed run even after spiders crawl up his dick-hole.

Local masochist Jimothy Pudenda recently highlighted his extraordinary commitment to From Software’s seminal controller-destroy-em-up ‘Dark Souls’ by continuing his Speed Run record attempt even after a swarm of baby spiders commenced crawling into his dick hole. Looking to shave a further 3.4 seconds off his current best time, Jimothy was racing up the steps of […]

It’s Mostly Pixels. Writing on Games.

A collection of my guilty pleasure articles about digital frippery. When I was a wayward teenager growing up in the 90’s and spending countless bush kif dusted afternoons playing Street Fighter on the Megadrive in my friend’s garage, we were stumbling towards adulthood in the pre-internet age. No websites. No countless free previews, analyses, hype […]